Wednesday, 18 September 2013

15 Sept 13 The Longest Day


15 September Guangzhou  - The Longest Day

So here we are on the road again. We drove up to Perth last night with Steph and Nathaniel and spent the night at Martin’s house. Up at 5.30 for a COLD shower (Ok made only fleeting contact with the stream). Nice short drive to the airport, checked in for both flights, luggage to go straight through to LA and we will just go through transit in Guangzhou.

We chose China Southern because it was Cheap (for a change) although it entails a big dogleg (check the map) and a total of 21 hours flying and 5 on the ground in between. Despite all that, we still arrive in LA on the same day we left Perth, thanks to the International Date Line, having enjoyed a 33 hour day.

China S has very mixed reviews. International and recent flights seemed to offer better service but some of the others were scathing. Our first flight was in an A320, totally full of 280 passengers, nearly all Chinese. We had very generous legroom - probably better than Emirates. We were served cooked brekky and lunch with drinks and there was an ample collection of movies and tv shows to watch via the seatback sets. We managed to figure out how to use the touchscreen and the Chinese functions.

Certain Chinese airlines are famous for their repeated landings but we only bounced slightly and settled down. There is a large transit terminal, which also got trashed in Trip Advisor. At the risk of offending our wonderful American friends, some of their countrymen are very demanding and, so far, we are very happy with the airline, not least the 25% saving. You need a local mobile phone number to use the airport wifi but we are well settled in the next departure lounge with Aussie water and Kingston biscuits and maple syrup muesli bars that we collected last night.

We booked at very short notice (3 weeks) so there was no long anticipation. We are very glad to be here, having dealt with a complex financial problem and a sudden threat to our combined holidays in February and March, when I will be going to Nepal with Courtney and then straight to Japan and Vietnam with J. These were all serious and lengthy problems and caused us great anxiety. We have just one small issue with the cruise but we don’t plan to fret greatly over it.

We spent an hour on the tarmac waiting for the queue. This time on an A380 – the Jumbo of jumbos. It has 2 full length decks, 2 staircases, and takes 640 pax (800 if they are all economy). We walked through the first class section, divided up like an open plan office into multiple waist high cubicles that convert from a mini office to a large flat bed. Yeah whatever. We had a flatbed once and it was fabulous but it would have added about 89% to the cost of this whole holiday.

Economy was noticeably smaller than the A320, but still roomier than the budget airlines. The same meals and entertainment packages. Again, the flight was crammed and we had an Indian lady from Canada on our aisle seat. We got off the ground about 10.30 pm and they fed us then turned the lights out. They stayed off until about 2 hours short of LA, when we got fed again. It was an uncomfortable flight although not as torturous as some of the Virgin flights we have crammed into. Ironically, the greater girth of the body meant that there was a gap between the seats and the fuselage (at least where we sat near the HUGE wings). This meant that you could not enjoy the extra room leaning against the wall. We both managed to get up and stretch – this plane had the usual smallish open areas around the exit area, whereas the A 320 hardly had room to stand anywhere without disrupting traffic.

We were well ready to get off after 13 hours. We couldn’t see much of LA from the air and LAX was very busy. We spent close to an hour queuing for 2 immigration officers. Notices declared that the customs officers were the face of the nation and promised that they would treat us with violence, respect and safety. Sorry, that was vigilance. Tired eyes you understand. Sy was a very friendly old chap – chatted about retirement and lottery tickets. He and his friends are in a syndicate and their life goal is to win $400 million and retire. He was not deterred at the thought of paying tax on it.

Our luggage was still there and we found our way out to where the Super Shuttle minibuses depart. We had to wait for one heading in our direction (Downtown) but not for too long. We drove almost entirely on freeways in a Pool Lane reserved for cars with 2 or more occupants (like Sydney). It was much like Miami with a multitude of fast food outlets including all the usual ones, Hooters and Fatburgers. Yeah USA!!

We are at the Historic Mayfair, which was once a grand hotel that featured in a number of movies and TV episodes. It was the original venue for the Oscar after parties. A very nice lobby but the upstairs was just beginning to tire. The new owners said they will shortly be renovating. We noticed a 711 almost next door and headed down there after dumping in the room. For the benefit of our US readers, that refers to our luggage!

It was 11.30 already but evidently 711 no longer reflects the opening hours. This one is open 24/7. We renewed our acquaintance with the usual fare in US convenience stores, including cases of Corona for $15!! That’s for 12 big bottles, compared to our usual $45 for 24 small ones. We picked up some snacks and Janine resumed her role as Carrier of the Super Gulp, which she has worn since I tipped a litre of fizzy cordial across all the electronic instruments on the counter at a convenience store in Vancouver 12 months ago.
We had no difficulty falling asleep in our twin beds.

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